A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend
and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in
the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when
we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue
after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see
stars, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai????

Socho
?
socho
... ...?
nai pata

?

?

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhara dost kese mara

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara

Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

On the first day of school

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)