A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend
and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in
the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when
we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue
after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see
stars, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum kia bhoot se kam ho?

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai k tum ho

saya sa koi lehraye to lagata hai k tum ho

ab tm hi btao k kia tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teacher: Peter, why r u late

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sethani: kyun maharani ji aaj

Sethani: kyun maharani ji aaj aane mein itni der kyun laga di?

Nokrani: Sethani ji mein sidiyon se gir gayi thi

Sethani: To kaya uthne mein itni der lagti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was drawing

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)