.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga..Aur Bola:
.Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon.Aur.Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
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