Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Gangster’s son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha

sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dafna raha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kar rahe ho?
....
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai ke
Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab mein gana gaati hu

Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?

Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)