Wrong Number

AChi bachi...2011
FATHER:beti aj tm ne phone per sirf 1 ghanta bat ki, tum ne t kabhi 4 ghantay se kam bat nai ki...??

BETI:"papa ap bhi na
ye wrong number tha..."

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 724 views
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