Funny Saas And Funny Bahu
Funny Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 3-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Funny Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 3-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views
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20 lac
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