Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 869 views

Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boy vs lady in cofee shop

Boy was sitting alone in coffee shop.
A beautiful lady come and ask:if u don,t mind can i sit here?
Boy :no.;
lady:why?
Boy:because i have mind

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

My 4 year old son

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sache dil se dua

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bijli Kahan Se Atti Hei

Teacher: Bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student: Mere mamu k ghar se!!!!

Teacher: Wo kase?!!!!!!
Stdnt: Jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen

''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)