Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 732 views

Modern basanti

Modern basanti

Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,

Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja tha

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.

Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baitha Aadmi Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”

Phir Red Light Aayi Phir Nikal Diya, Aadmi Aur Jayada Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji Marwaoge Kya Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hain Pathan Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Aage Green Light Aayi To

Pathan Ne Zor Ka Break Mara Aur Wahi Ruk Gaya.

Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Ab To Chalo Green Light Hai”

Pathan: “Abbey Marwayega Kya, Udhar Se Koi Pathan Aa Raha Hua To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

main kapray nichor nichor

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can u write with your eyes

Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agr quiad e azam aa jaen

Teacher :agr quiad azam ek din k lye zinda ho jaen to kia karen ge.
Student:pakistan k mojoda halat dekh kar pakitan waqas angreez k hawale kar den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)