Murge Ka Anda

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band.

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views
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