Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

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