Dhobhi And Gadha
Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1107 views
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