Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Boss:Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:To Get Married

Boss:What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:Your Daughter!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

hostal main

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
.
.
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

agr dhamaka hogya

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by Farhan Safdar (few years ago!)

The frog says

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)