1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei Nuqs Nikalta,

Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha

Agar Fry Karti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.

Dono Andon ko ghor se dekhne k baad bola:

"Tumhe aqal kab aye ge"

jis ko boil karna tha usko fry kar dia Or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dya. ;>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views

sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon

Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife was Teaching

*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

catch a tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newtonz method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger!

2:Einsteinz method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it!

3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts its a Tiger!!!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan

Yaar
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)