Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
.
.
.
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 857 views

Padri nay bachay say poocha.

Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?

Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.

Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.

Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

funny

Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

what is my age?

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Asian to a British:

Asian to a British: Do you know we have made such thing
which can able us to see through the wall.

British with wonder: What is that?

Asian: Hole

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)