1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views

Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de

Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay. 

Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki se bachao

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car chalaataa huaa Santa

Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ko Beta Hua

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)