1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya

1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya
Batao Q?
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Andheri Gali mei sms type krte hue Ja rha tha
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“1 Message Recieved”
Jaldi Nikalo Bhosri walon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 708 views
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