A pathan fell from a building and fainted.
A pathan fell from a building and fainted.
Doctor declared him dead.
Suddenly pathan woke up and said I m alive.
His wife snubbed him,” Do you know better than the doctor?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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