PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Kiss Problem

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?

Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 aadmi chaabi se

?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...

Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-

bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy friend to his Girl friend

Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa
kuch mitha sa kaho na"
Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor:-(Mareez se)

Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"

Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)