Koi acha sa kapda dikhaiye
Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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