Student
Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
.
Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 771 views
Similar Jokes
Bus Chali
Jhatka Laga
1 Pathan 1 Larki Par Gira
Larki boli: batamez kya kar rahe ho ?
Pathan: Baji
Allama Iqbal open university se B.A kar raha hoon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate
hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir
bhi kuch nahi aata.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
Recession
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola!
Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai!
Dukandar ne khol di!
Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Khol
Dukandar ni khol di!
Phir kaha aik sprite bottle bhi kholo!
Dukandar ne khol di
Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghusa ho gaya aur bola: Tu Konci payega kameny?
Sardar: Bhai peeni tu koi nahi bas mujhy inn botloon ki Thuss Thuss pasand hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!
Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,
Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!
"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.
"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
by Kamran (few years ago!)