Mazak ki aadat
Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,
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