Khushnaseeb
Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain, un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi? Woh khush naseeb kaun hoga??
Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush naseeb hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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