Cricket Jokes

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views
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