Cricket Jokes
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views
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Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
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Tinku
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Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
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Hurrah, I've waited for this moment all my life !
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500 times :D
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
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Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke
Faide Batate Hai.
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