Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
... teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori

Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai

4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi
usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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