Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
... teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori

Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai

4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi
usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

Santa 100 ke note par likha number

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A old snake goes to see his Doctor

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Thanda lo ge ya garm

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass
Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik Aurat Jannat Ke

Aik Aurat Jannat Ke Farishta Se Boli
Mera Nikah Jannat Waly Shohar Se Kra Do.

Farishta Bola: Nikah To Kara Donga
Pehle Koi MOLVI to Jannat Main Aye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)