ye jannat mai jaye gi
Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi
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