Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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