Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?
Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?
Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.
Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.
Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?
Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1241 views
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Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"
"Why, yes we are", says the second.
Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"
"Yes, we are very poisonous."
The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"
"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my lip!!!"
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Papa: Waiter,
.
1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
.
.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American: Wats This?
SARDAR: Lo Dasso
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Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket,
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week
and Jenny was the name of my Horse.
Wife: Sorry!
Next day, Wife again hit him with
the Frying Pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti
Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan namaz parhne gia
or 2 baar wojo kia
kisi ne pocha:khan sahab 2 bar kis lye wojo kia?
Pathan:aik baar toot gia to dosra kam aae ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Parveen Shakir k is misre
ki Tashreeh karo..
“Wo jahan b gya lota to mere
pas aya”
Sardar:
“jitthay Di Khoti Otthay Aan
khaloti….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai
Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)