Boy: You are the most beau
Boy: You are the most beautiful girl in this universe
Girl: Anhan…. Ok There is a girl more beautiful than me behinds you…
Boy turned around and found nothing
Girl: If you love me than you never turn around yourself….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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Teacher: Right!
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