Pathan
1 Pathaan fish le k aya
1 Pathaan fish le k aya. Bili use kha gai. Us ko gusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya or bola
“Isko bhee p ja. tum ko phulberi niklay”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 907 views
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