SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chuhey Ne

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat Ka tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai

Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”

Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”

Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”

Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”

Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pakistani: Mera beta

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)