SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Wife: why are you talking in slow

Wife: why are you talking in slow tone on phone?

Husband: I’m talking with sister.

Wife: then what’s the reason to talk in slow tone.

Husband: she is your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-DekhaMaine Kaha Tha NaLine Marti Hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?

Student: vidya ke khaatir

Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pagal aadmi bahut der se

1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.
aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,
jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)