Teacher asks Girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 706 views
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