Aik aik jal rahi thi

Sardar:ye to kaisa machas laya hai aik teli nai jalti.

Beta:kia bat karte ho abba,1 1 teli check kar k laya hun sub jal rahi thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 841 views
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