aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?






dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views

Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice k

Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice ki haiN Banta: kya?

Santa: mene hamesha note kiya hai ki jab railway fatak band hota hai to train jarur aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Shahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do

>> Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do

=Abba ne kaha Night pkge karana chor do

=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se belns Churana chor do

=PaAro ne kaha Ganney ka Rus Peena chhor do..

=Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us paar chor do

*OR

=Ek Din aayega , Jab GIRL FRIEND ke Bachay bolengey:

=MAMU Zara School chhor Do..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)