Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice k
Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice ki haiN Banta: kya?
Santa: mene hamesha note kiya hai ki jab railway fatak band hota hai to train jarur aati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views
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