1 sheikh Haj per gaya

1 sheikh Haj per gaya zor zor se Dua manhne laga.

“Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY”

Warna Mera 2 LakHH Wapis ker de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 735 views
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