Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do
>> Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do
=Abba ne kaha Night pkge karana chor do
=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se belns Churana chor do
=PaAro ne kaha Ganney ka Rus Peena chhor do..
=Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us paar chor do
*OR
=Ek Din aayega , Jab GIRL FRIEND ke Bachay bolengey:
=MAMU Zara School chhor Do..
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