Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 694 views

Postman.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi or Halwa

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Today’s dinner should be light

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus
station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in
the dark place where she took of her clothes and
said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto

Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
.
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)