Baap Pe Gaya Hai
Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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