1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 680 views
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