1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views

Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pa

Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.
Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Go and water the plants

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Bus train or ladki ek jesi hoti Ha

Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai

Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale
Aate hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An intelligent wife

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)