Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe "BACHAO BACHAO"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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Classic Insult!!
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Mere pass Facebook hai,
BBM Hai, Twitter hai,
WhatsApp hai
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tumhare pas kya hai..? .
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Smart ans: Mere paas
“Aur bhi kaam hain”.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata
nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar
aaya hoon."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dad:
I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.
Son: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is calld BUSINESS...
:-D :O :-P:-D
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Student: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)