This Is Sardarney
Sardarji Went To Party
And Introduced His Family To His Friends
I Am Sardar And This Is Sardarney
This Is My Kid And This Is My Kidney
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 769 views
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A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wo khud pe gharoor karta hai to is me herat ki koi bat nai
dost
jis ko hum chahte hain wo aam ho hi nai sakta
wo to amrood hai amrood
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everybody
Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..
Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
by lescol (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
Papa- Nahi beta
Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)