Girl 2 Sheikh
Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 853 views
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