Kamwali: Malkin

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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