Kamwali: Malkin
Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 729 views
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