*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre p
*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 hina ko dedi
6 Maham ko dedi
or 3 Fiza ko
To ab tumhre pas kya he?
Bacha: 3 zbrdst bachiyan. .*
by Hader Maher (few years ago!) / 928 views
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