Aman : Yaar hum hindi
bolte hai, english bolte hai, but
maths kyun nhi ?..

Chaman : Jyada 3-5 mat kar
or 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5
dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views

Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai

One student was sleeping while the teacher was taking their class..

Teacher: Delhi me Kutub Minar hai..

(Teacher wakes him up)
Teacher: Repeat what I said just know

Student: Delhi me kutta bimar hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar Wife:
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha
Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 glass juice

Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)