The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid
Written over his Maths Book.

"Dear Maths,
Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathano Ka Area Hay

Husband 2 Wife:
Parda Karlo Aagey Sindhiyon Ka Area Hai Thori Dair K Baad

Wife 2 Husband: Ab Tum Parda Karlo Aagey Pathano Ka Area Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PATHAN Scientist

PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:

Urr Ja

Makkhi Nahi Urri

PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi

Sun Nahi Sakti.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

stoplight

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)