playing cheas

Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab
band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi
mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1743 views
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