At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views

Japan ke Prime Minister

Japan ke Prime Minister: Tum hum ko 3 saal ke liye Bihar de do, hum usko Japan bana denge.

Laloo: Tum humko 3 months ke liye Japan de do, hum usko Bihar bana denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bijli Kahan Se Atti Hei

Teacher: Bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student: Mere mamu k ghar se!!!!

Teacher: Wo kase?!!!!!!
Stdnt: Jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen

''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Pathan Se

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main Aur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ? Socho
Nahin Pata ?
Dono Main Dar Lagta Hai
Koi Utha Na Le.:-)
Hehehehehe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..

Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki

Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki

Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath

Aur

Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya

Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or

Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai

Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai

Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
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Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)