At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views

Parot

Sheikh asked a Parrot:
“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”
Parrot said:
“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Jon and Ron are brothers.

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Boy was driving

A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''

Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...

Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p

MORAL:

"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India”

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka rang laga rakha tha Ek

ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother:hey son ,your younger

Mother:hey son ,your younger brother is crying badly,
why dont you lovingly cares him.

Son :mom I’m bzy .

Mother:what are ya doing.
Son :I’m eating his biscuits

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)