At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1148 views

Bs kro rat 11 se 6 baj gye

Bv: Bs kro rat 11 se 6 baj gye

Hsbnd: Abi kuch ni kia din rat krunga Q k mere sms free he
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/)(> Sady msg vich bgairti ni hundi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A kid gets zero in a paper

A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dead Sea

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed It.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parosi ka Bacha

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai :)

Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta :)

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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… :D

Geo Pakistani grls

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

6 Chicken Wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)