Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 610 views

Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baap hai, koi petrol pump thori hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

do saboot aur

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main Shirt Sirf Main
Hi Utar sakta Hoon.
MS Dhoni: Kya Karoon Dariyadili Kaam Nahi Aayi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Baby

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai

Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”

Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”

Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)