Santa (reading from book of facts)
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views
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Husband bola :kuch nhi pagli,aaj mere sarr pe wild life photography ka bhoot sawar hai
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Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
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by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
A logical Answer..
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saal k hain?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,
Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa - See more at: http://www.jokesduniya.com/844/gandhi-ki-dhoti/#more-844
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Koyla Film aur Koyla Ghotala Mein kya similarity
hai ??
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Socho socho
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Haar gaye na
Ans :- DONO HI MOVIES KA HERO GOONGA HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai
Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha
Achanak ek Jugnu aa nikla
Pathan:
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Ya Khuda! Ye Dengi machar to humko torch le kar doondh raha hai..)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)