Mom kya aapne
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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