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Police Askd Thief

Police Askd Thief “Y U Went 2 Steal 3 Times In The Same Store?”
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Thief Replied
Sir I Stole 1 Dress For My Wife & I Went Back 2 Change It Twice.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechlor or married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)