Sardar ki mangni hoi

Sardar ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 668 views
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